Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
You can do this girl.
Be as resilient as your vagina.
Shine bright like a ‘gina
THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
"Why did you dress Clyde up like a shark?"
"Miss Hudson has concerned the winter has been unduly harsh on him so she knitted several turtle cozies. I find them amusing to look at, would have been a nice way to wake up."
Scarlett Johansson on Captain America: The Winter Soldier behind the scenes.
— Martin Luther King Jr.
I just want to hug it. Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?
It’s a Chusky (Chow Chow + Husky).
im fucking crying